Cast-bound Bookworm Pillows

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Thomas Mann.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Mars Poppins

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"At least she's reading."

Beyond Dante

Childhood

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Book Worm

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

The Great Canadian Novel

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

Charles Dickens.

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

The spirit's flight