Cast-bound Bookworm Pillows

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Thomas Mann.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Is this your first book launch?'

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

Friedrich Schiller

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"At least she's reading."

Childhood

Book Worm

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Charles Dickens.

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

The Great Canadian Novel

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

The spirit's flight

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."