Casino Night Lover Mugs

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Bryan Ferry

Imagination Navigation.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Biliard Enthusiast

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

Moon Martini

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

Sacrlet harlot.