Casino Night Lover Mugs

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Bryan Ferry

Imagination Navigation.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Biliard Enthusiast

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Moon Martini

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"