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'Sorry, but the Court does not recognize the principle of 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'.'

Casino on board Airbus A380.

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"We must hurry back! The casino is on fire!"

Cavemen playing with a roulette table

A woman standing next to an ATM that says "BINGO!" and is spitting out cash like a slot machine.

Roulette pool.

Christmas Gambles

Dice Cubes

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

Gamblers Anonymous

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'

'I know it's witness protection but do we have to drink and smoke so much and play poker all day and night.'

Casino Economy

Gamblers

Casino's new air filtration system is way too strong.

'Seven spins! You lose again.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

"Tia Carmen, would you lie to your family about gambling?"

'...and I especially proud that I was able to accomplish this without the use of steroids.'

'Something about this doesn't seem right--we found the king, face down, in the river.'

Cricket viewing machine

'Sorry you lost 'Silver' at my casino, Kemo Sabe,'

Blackjack.

Golfer hitting a die.

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'It's time for my break. Lenny will take good care of you. Good luck!'

Yeah, Bob, aces are low again.

Sexy Slot Machine

"Snake eyes again!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Potential Signs of Life on Venus

"He calls it 'Vegas' cause he's a 'Whale'."