Casino Games Pillows

Hit me.

Betting the Farm.

'Do you have a backup plan?'

'This town was built from the losses of thousands of suckers, Billy. Fortunately for us, we know what we're doing.'

'Careful. The house always wins.'

The bank teller was sure she was dealing with the notorious slot-machine thief!

Bad luck.

Man on toilet playing a fruit-machine in order to win toilet roll

'Why don't you bail yourself out by trying to hit the jackpot at a casino...like everyone else?'

John Prescott's Super Casino - playing American Roulette.

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Christmas Gambles

Alleged Punters - Underworld figure, trackside habituatie,casino regular, racing identity,high roller,colourful character.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Jackpot!

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Leprosy Casino Lounge

Slug roulette.

"Isn't that the repair man, who mended that machine yesterday?"

"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'We've finally developed a hybrid slot machine-roulette wheel-sports book.'

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

"The longer we can keep them gambling, the more they lose."

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'

'I like how they took all the confusion out of the game.'

'Tell this joker he better not be holding a queen, or Ill wipe that smile right off his face.'

'What do you mean I'm maxed out? I demand more chips! Let me speak to your supervisor!'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Speed gambling

"Snake eyes again!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"