Cash Transaction Lover Mugs

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

'Don't you ever knock?'

'Wait a minute....!

'Good dog!'

"Of course there's emotion in business. Has your heart never skipped a beat at the sight of a long string of zeros after a seven."

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

Professional football.

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Music to their ears.

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

When I make it, I like to see it.

"How much is the sign?"

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

All Major Cash Honored.

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Don't you ever take a break?'

Sexy Slot Machine

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'I sure thought we were done for when we flat-lined like that.'

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.