Cash Register Quirky Pillows

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'Good dog!'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Music to their ears.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

"We will help you to evade taxes in dollars, Swiss Francs, Euros, Pounds....or even in dead mice and birds!"

Till malfunction

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

'Go away. I'm not buying any of your junk.'

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

'Shroffing the piefort proved it was a fido.'

Mystical Marty's only problem with paying the rent was keeping the quarters from sticking together.

"I read where we may soon have a cashless society."

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

"What do you mean 'It's only money'?"

"When I opened the cupboard it was full of junk food. When I opened the mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm afraid to open the checkbook."

'Forty two carry four...' - 'Please get your calculator fixed.'

'You've got more than one loyalty card? That's despicable.'

Math Prodigy, Bobby Lesko

"Where can I go for this much?"

Cash-For-Soul Shop

King counting money and imagining begging hands.

'If the next guy who walks in here also has one of these things, lets beat the living daylights out of him.'

"Are you sure you've got sufficient funds in your account to cover this cheque?"

'All fixed Ma'am: You owe me two hay-bales, four sugar cubes and three apples...'

'Just think, Matilda, most other people are wallowing in debt.'

'We're having one of those days, sir -- would you terribly mind not cashing your check until next week?'

'I wish you would go back to training elephants , Otto !'

'Tell you what -- why don't you go watch some TV while I balance your checkbook?'

'Walter doesn't trust banks.'