Cash Loyalist Prints

"...Hope that thing that takes coins & dollar bills at the self-checkout still works."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

Best friends without borders.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Please feel free to browse."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'