Cash Lover Pillows

"Anthony, are you paper or plastic?"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Don't you ever knock?'

'Wait a minute....!

Professional football.

Gold Crisis

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Music to their ears.

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"Of course there's emotion in business. Has your heart never skipped a beat at the sight of a long string of zeros after a seven."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

When I make it, I like to see it.

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Pick Me Ups.

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"How much is the sign?"

All Major Cash Honored.

'Don't you ever take a break?'

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Sexy Slot Machine

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'