Cash Hugger Pillows

"The stock market roller coaster rides of late have taught me a thing or two. Sell all your assets and stick with cash."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"I hate it when we fight."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

A tuba and love hearts

Have you hugged your money today?

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

'You're fired, Creedmore - but first, let me give you a good-bye hug.'

Pony Love...

"Avoid hungry bears."

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

Bipolar bear.

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Eco-tourist

Bipolar Bear.

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

'You've Had Enough.'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

'In hindsight, chaining ourselves to bears to keep hunters from shooting them was a pretty dumb idea!'

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

Rudy, get in my office. I have to talk to you. You're firing me? No. This is serious. Firing me is not serious? I had a nightmare. I dreamed I was unprofitable. I was branded! Being branded is scary. Hug me. Much scarier.