Cash Hugger Pillows

"The stock market roller coaster rides of late have taught me a thing or two. Sell all your assets and stick with cash."

"I hate it when we fight."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'I can't bear to be without you.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Have you hugged your money today?

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

A tuba and love hearts

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

Pony Love...

'You're fired, Creedmore - but first, let me give you a good-bye hug.'

"Avoid hungry bears."

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

Bipolar bear.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

Eco-tourist

Bipolar Bear.

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

"Goddamn it Randy, the constitution gives us the right to bear arms..."

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'You've Had Enough.'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

'In hindsight, chaining ourselves to bears to keep hunters from shooting them was a pretty dumb idea!'

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

"Do you know how much I love you?"

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!