Cash Flow Artist T-Shirts

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

Bookkeeping Club

"AI tsumoney"

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Pretending To Care

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

'We'd like to take out $20 and we want it all in ones.'

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

"Excuse me, your honor. If you could just give us a few minutes, my client would like to pitch some time shares to the jury real quick."

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

PANIC!

'Well I think we found the source of your cash flow problems, Mr. Wallis!'

The Cycle of Cash

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."

P.T. Barnum as a child.

'Oh no! Not another bill!'

Santander Bank pays out cash by mistake on Christmas Day

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