Cash Contradiction Crusader Prints

"Somehow, we started out with a plan for debt-free money and ended up with money-free debt."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

One way only.

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

Racial Profiling

Bureau of Power to the People

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Super-Mario Draghi

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Net Zero Superstitions

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

"The dollar is falling!"

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.