Case Of The Giggles Prints

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'You lifted your head.'

'It was this big. I swear'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

Ladder in a lift shard.

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

"I attract all the crypts."

Breakthrough by a comic

"Too righteous?"

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'It says here on your application that you were fired from your receptionist position for refusing to answer phones...well, thanks for applying! Bye now!'

"Where's the Viagra?!" "Where's the fire escape?!"

"O.K., in three... two... one..."

"Guess what face I'm making now."

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

'I'm afraid neither of my parents are at home... Are they Dad? '

"How's your sense of humor? We're looking for an auditor who knows how to laugh."

'You can stop hiding now Artie...We know you went to breakfast without us!'

"It's time I explained the Birds and Bees and PMS to you."

"You can always tell the pediatricians."

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