Case Cracker Pillows

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

"Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'The attorney will see you just as soon as you put this neck-brace on.'

'They agreed to settle out of court.'

A third of the buck stops here.

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

'He doesn't sound familiar but you're welcome to rummage around in the box to see if anyone has turned him in.'

delivering lawyers from the Harvard Law School

'Actually I'd like to claim against you. I tripped over your junk mail.'

'I don't care what everyone else is doing, Mr. Wilson, in my courtroom we don't use pepper spray.'

"We had art on the walls before Howard became obsessed with an unsolved mystery."

"I ask your honor, 'does my client look the type to pose a flight risk?'"

"So... the last case you lost... what colour was it?"

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Little league world series of poker.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Early Programmers.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'