Case Cracker Pillows

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

"Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'The attorney will see you just as soon as you put this neck-brace on.'

A third of the buck stops here.

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

'He doesn't sound familiar but you're welcome to rummage around in the box to see if anyone has turned him in.'

delivering lawyers from the Harvard Law School

'Actually I'd like to claim against you. I tripped over your junk mail.'

'I don't care what everyone else is doing, Mr. Wilson, in my courtroom we don't use pepper spray.'

"We had art on the walls before Howard became obsessed with an unsolved mystery."

"I ask your honor, 'does my client look the type to pose a flight risk?'"

"So... the last case you lost... what colour was it?"

The Computer Bore

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Little league world series of poker.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Early Programmers.

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'