Cartoon Chuckler Mugs

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'Bless you!'

'I'm all for extending the retirement age, but...'

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

"I know he's a regular customer Miss Jones, but a loyalty card will suffice..."

"I wish you'd talk to me, instead of just giving me that blank look!"

'Do these burgers taste funny to you?'

'The four scariest words in the English language.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."

"The subwoofers really help."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'They come down here to smoke.'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"I keep getting into a flap."

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'