Cartoon Bear Fans Mugs

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Runaway Horse

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Bear Costume

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Dog walking Human.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Piranhaclaus

Support group for sheep.