Carrot Comedians Prints

'I want a smaller carrot.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Snowman

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Eat lots of carrots."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'I never forget a face.'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

The Carrot and Stick.

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

'If we're going to make this one look like Daddy, we'll need a bigger carrot.'