Carrier Pigeon Advocate T-Shirts

Don't you think that we raised the telephone charges little too much?

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Adapting to global warming.

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

"It's non-negotiable."

"I think the birds are hungry Jane..."

"Where can I get one of those?"

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

Carrot Throwing Act

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

"He'll expect something nice. I'm his best friend."

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

'So I decided, why not a REAL attack dog running mate?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

'Your dog doesn't need medical help - But you do - He's a rabbit!!'

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

'We do require human references, if possible!'