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Don't you think that we raised the telephone charges little too much?

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Adapting to global warming.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

"It's non-negotiable."

"I think the birds are hungry Jane..."

Carrot Throwing Act

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

"He'll expect something nice. I'm his best friend."

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

'So I decided, why not a REAL attack dog running mate?'

'Your dog doesn't need medical help - But you do - He's a rabbit!!'

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

'We do require human references, if possible!'

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

Goose dreaming