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"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Future garbage truck driver.

Useless add-ons.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Heavy meals on wheels

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Especially modified you say..."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Auto-Pilot.

Undersized Load

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?