Carriages Pillows

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Future garbage truck driver.

Useless add-ons.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Heavy meals on wheels

It's great for pulling the birds!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Especially modified you say..."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Auto-Pilot.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Undersized Load

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...