Carriage Lover Prints

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

A trevor of trainspotters

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

S**t Creek Halt

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

They Always Say That

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

How do fish get to work?

Giant Ice Skates

Hackney-Coach Stands

"You overpacked again."

Tom Pinch Starts Homeward with the New Pupil

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget

"How deep are those pockets?"

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Baggage Claim

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

Heart of America or Bypass

Ben Hur Gets A Tow

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'