Carriage Lover Prints

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

A trevor of trainspotters

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

S**t Creek Halt

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Hackney-Coach Stands

"You overpacked again."

Giant Ice Skates

Tom Pinch Starts Homeward with the New Pupil

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

How do fish get to work?

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget

"How deep are those pockets?"

Baggage Claim

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Heart of America or Bypass

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'I think that'll do!' (Car burps after being filled).