Carols Mugs

"Jingle belles"

Frosting the Snowman

Non-Denominational Carols

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Violin family at Christmas

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Christmas Dwarves

Bling Crosby.

Theatrical Christmas.

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

'You call that carol singing?'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Josquin Des Press

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

Coventry Carol

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Christmas-Plex

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

Cut out and keep your own Angel.

Carols

Musical Christmas Tree

Five Gold Rings