Carnival Champion Mugs

'My God! He must have been there since the last one!'

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Southwark Fair.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of TV

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Carioca

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Going to Sea.

First Prize!

The Brazilian Blow dry

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

A fairground attraction

Face Painting.

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

Face painting - children have no faces

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Bumper Limos

Fun at the Fair.