Caring Friend Mugs

Shepherd and eurydice

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Holding hands

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Priest

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

If you want to see love be love.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"I think I can". (train)

"I don't leave home without it!"

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Get well soon!

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"The doctor would like you to pee into this chalice."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Hospital.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'