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"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"I think we could work very well together."

'This history paper is about an event that happened a long time ago, but in the great scheme of things isn't all that important, making this report very short. The end.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

S**t Creek Halt

They Always Say That

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Hackney-Coach Stands

How do fish get to work?

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

Where has he been so long?

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

All gates.

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

Suitcase Trailer

That side up.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Railway accidents