Caretaker In Training Gifts

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Zen Kitten

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

'Take care'.