Careless Saver Mugs

Man panicing because woman has washed his money filled shorts

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

The Mattress Savings Bank

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

"Candy is like money...you must manage it carefully...or it disappears...without you ever knowing where it went!"

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

Reverse piggy bank

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"I wish all those politicians who promised to make the world a better place for us would get on and do it!"

'The bailiffs took my car away yesterday, and I didn't even have a chance to siphon out the petrol.'

"Ever worked out how much we have saved over the years by not having to buy trousers?"

"I've discovered a great way to diet...I just look at the price of food and I lose my appetite!"

'It's not fair. You have classes and pep talks on selling and I have to resist all on my own.'

'Yes, your night goggles are nice, but if you'd used the money to pay the electric bill, we wouldn't need them.'

"He can be pretty mean when he takes his wife out to dinner"

"Papi, I'm planning my future. How much money do you have in my college fund?"