Careless Drivers Club Prints

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Worry tank

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Snail crossing

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

Height barrier accident.

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

Man panicing because woman has washed his money filled shorts

'Oh please, lots of people have worse commutes than you.'

Drink Driving

'Hi, honey, it's me. The good news is the car rental place has a vehicle we can use until our car is fixed. The bad news is. . . ah, um. . .'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.

"I was expelled from reform school."

Misery Loves Co., Inc.

"I feel as if we've known them for years."

Don't hassle me, I'm retired.

No, I'm' pretty sure the bullet holes were there when I picked it up. Car rental.

'I've raised millions for charity. I've just never given them any of it.'

'See the way that guy cut me up?'

"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."

'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.'

Impatient passenger asking careful driver to go faster

'Hi, I think I'm doing OK this time.'

"Ralph! Oh my god Ralph!"