Caregiving Critic Mugs

"Hang on, Mother. The paramedics are on the way. I'll be right back—just going to check the score of the Blackhawks game."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

How's the new one?

Duel in a wheelchair.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Responsibility

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

"How is it you only remember the good times?"