Career Switch Dreamer Prints

'According to a recent survey, nine out of ten doctors, if they had it to do over, would go to law school.'

"I wonder if it's too late to be a plumber."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'Our goal is for you to successfully transition to your new job before retirement age.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

'I'm excited about my new job. I know I have some small shoes to fill.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Any experience?"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

The job is yours if you want it – but, of course, I'd expect you to sleep on it a few dozen times before deciding.

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'