Career Shift To Farming Mugs

Organic Farming and Genetic Farming

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Apples for sale

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

Lactose Intolerant

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Steak Ted?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Pumpkin patch

'Cow in love'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'