Career Ponderer Mugs

'Your only choices are hunter, gatherer or hunter-gatherer. What the #&%! is accounting?'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

'If you knew that economics was the 'dismal science,' why did you become an economist?'

'The meaning of life?.. You want the next mountain along.'

"You'll have to decide - become either an upholsterer or a re-upholsterer."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."

'I learned something from my patients today: crazy people annoy me.'

"I'm highly respected in my field, should I choose to pursue it."

"But what ever possessed you to become a gastroenterologist?"

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"You wouldn't catch me dead in the army."

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

"I don't know, Baldo. I like being an assistant manager and all...but I'm not sure this job is for me."

"You're a persistent truant! Have you no ambition?"

"Son, I'd love to tell you I think you'll o far in life, but I'd be lying."

"I didn't really choose to be an accountant, I just went through the dictionary and it was too difficult to become an Aardvark!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Totalitarian Humour

'At least I don't have his life.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"I always wanted to work with animals."