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"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Three more years of high school."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Career Choices

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Caged Businessman

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'