Career Path Adventurers Mugs

'Look, I don't expect you to understand this, but the thing is, I'm deathly afraid of water. . . always have been.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"What's your occupation?"

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

Wide Load.

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"I think we might already have lost the next set of graduates, they don't see us offering a career path..."

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

Job hoppers.

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'