Career-oriented Humor Fan Mugs

The Working Woman's Magazine

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Can do...No can do

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Organization is not rocket science!

The Rubber Ball Company

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Brothers Grime

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

10 K Tail-Chase

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Trump Poutine

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"