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"Those are good, but the fire department doesn’t really need a sketch artist."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Blend Schools

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

"Any experience?"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Respected Professionals

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'