Career Milestone In Technology T-Shirts

"Alexander Bell? Louis Daguerre here - I have an idea that may enhance your telephone invention...!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Dressed for Success!

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Go! Means NOW!

Keyworker

Supermom.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Who called this meeting again?"

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

The Working Woman's Magazine

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

Upward Progress

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"