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'What about short-term? Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Lawyer, huh? I'm in finance myself!'

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

"I just wanna make sure my teacher is doing her job right."

"Tell me more about your 'extensive experience in acquisitions'."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Supermom.

Born In Captivity.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

"The announcement of the changes really went well."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

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'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

Balancing work and family

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"Now you can send it."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'It appears you've done a wonderful job...of not getting fired.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."