Career Growth Seeker Mugs

"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"

'We're looking for someone with a killer instinct.'

'Don't rush me. Can't you see that I'm new at this?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Others will fight for you

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

Soaring Profits

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"You've changed."

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

When we believe together we achieve together.

Day one, post grad

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Man carrying his boss.

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'I have to admit, it is a very attractive package.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"I'm getting tired of telling you you can't have a raise!"

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

"You need to work on your self-esteem but you're probably too stupid for that as well."

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'