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"I've finally reached the point in my career where I'm fairly confident I won't get eaten."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"What's your occupation?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

Planned service changes

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

The world's most unemployable family

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'