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"I'll be honest with you, Anne, I did marry you for love, but you being a malpractice attorney did play into my decision."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Supermom.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"Am I through to the next round?"

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Run, Mike, Run!

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"I'm a working mom."

Working mother

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Amazing how having a six month old baby can motivate you to stay at the office for 16 hours a day!"

Biological alarm clock!

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

'And remind your father to take out the chicken from the freezer and don't forget to do your homework.'

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

The wedding.