Career-driven Individual Mugs

"Tech CEO, community leader, mother of two – she's both inspiring and demoralizing."

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

"I'm hoping to push our project deadline past my retirement date."

"When he grows up he wants to be a low-quality high-volume healthcare provider."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Run, Mike, Run!

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

"I think I've been spending too much time here at work. When I went home last night my wife didn't recognize me and had me arrested for trespassing."

'Big Issue...'

"Amazing how having a six month old baby can motivate you to stay at the office for 16 hours a day!"

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

'I'm your new secretary. I'm sure you'll find I can do the job just as well as any gorgeous young thing...'

'Where does it all end, Miss Ellingsworth? You've got the promotion, the raise, and now you tell me you want a meaningful assignment...'

The search for a new advice columnist continues.

"May her soul rest in peace."

'Mr. Ainsley, this is my beloved son Jarrod. He's four or five.'

"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

'In today's economy, your '15 minutes of fame' will be replace by '15 minutes of job security.''

Once upon a time vs. today

'We've decided to give the baby a great start in the job market by naming him Doctor.'

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"Hello, dear. I had a very busy day at the office, grabbed a bite on the way home, and brought home some work which I'll do in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'

My dog is rolling in your resume. It

Leaving family