Career Discussion Mugs

'I don't wanna discuss my responsibilities! I wanna talk about my rights!'

37 years in the same position.

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

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"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."