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"Edwin, you really should quit working in a cubicle."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

Glenn Hoddle

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

'You'll have to decide - do you want to be top management in a small pond, or bottom management in a big pond?'

"I think I've been spending too much time here at work. When I went home last night my wife didn't recognize me and had me arrested for trespassing."

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'Big Issue...'

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Boy who has been to the dentist

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

School of Baristas