Career Considerer T-Shirts

"Edwin, you really should quit working in a cubicle."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"I think I've been spending too much time here at work. When I went home last night my wife didn't recognize me and had me arrested for trespassing."

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

'You'll have to decide - do you want to be top management in a small pond, or bottom management in a big pond?'

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'Big Issue...'

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

Boy who has been to the dentist

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

School of Baristas

'I've decided to become a veterinarian, I love animals!'