"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."
Career Coach Observer Mugs
Find inspiring mugs perfect for career coaches and observers. These clever designs celebrate their knack for guiding others and making a difference, fueling their day with humor and appreciation.
"Good game."
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'
I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....
"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"
'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'
I like the Jets...I guess
'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'
"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.
Others will fight for you
Reach for the Star.
"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"
Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.
'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'
Work/Life Balance
'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!
'I love your cardiovascular system!'
"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"
"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.
'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'
'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'
'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'
'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'
"I hate performance review season."
'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'
"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."
Go! Means NOW!
The trauma of losing.
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
Time Is Money
Back to school.
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."
"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."
A married couple share the same pole vault.
'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'
Career Coach Observer Mugs Collection
Career Coach Observer Pillows
Add some encouragement to your space with our pillows for career coaches and observers, offering both comfort and motivational messages.
Career Coach Observer Prints
Decorate your office or home with prints that celebrate the insight of career coaches and observers. Find inspiring artwork to motivate and uplift.
Career Coach Observer T-Shirts
Want to wear your appreciation? Browse our t-shirts designed for career coaches and observers, combining witty slogans with stylish comfort.