Career Change To Social Work Mugs

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

'Let's not go by the book.'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

In basket-case.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'How fast can you hype?'

Support the Ex-Troops

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

International Women's Day

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

America, are we learning anything?

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'