Career Change To Real Estate Mugs

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"Straw is actually very popular right now."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.