Career Change To Massage Therapy Mugs

Missing the human touch.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Caged Businessman

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'Cat job interviews.'

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Planned service changes

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Therapist School

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'I also offer massage therapy.'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

Deep tissue massage.

Couples Massage

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Shoulder work ahead"

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"I used to be a veterinarian."

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."