Career Change Into Wine Industry Mugs

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Caged Businessman

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Cat job interviews.'

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

'I nearly made it through culinary school selling wine books - then their library caught on.'

"My husband makes this wine."

'Any awards or honors?'

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

Evolution looks like a good career move.

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

novox winery

"It'll cut into our profit margin if we encourage them to drink responsibly."

"So where do you see yourself in 5 years apart from a thousand miles from this f****** s**thole?"

Idiot wanted, apply within.

Interview at Novox Winery Inc.

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

"You're a bit overqualified for this position, how good are you are forgetting everything you know?"

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

"Stupid bean counter!"