Career Change Into Non-profit Work Pillows

Charity Gala ???

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Caged Businessman

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Cat job interviews.'

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Day one, post grad

Nuclear Proliferation

Refugee Crisis

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'Your marriage to your job has just been annulled.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

The nonprofit dog fight.

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

"The aspirin there is your medical benefit and here is your vision benefit."

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."