Career Change Explorers Prints

'So...We're not pilots!'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate ... I'm flexible on location -- I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume --- I don't think you understand what that means. The octopus got the job because he was a great multitasker!

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'