Career Challenges Mugs

"Sorry, Dad."

"Unfortunately, Whitcomb, I am suffering from compassion fatigue."

Horror Movie for Writers

'No, I didn't get the promotion again: It's hard to build a career when you're on Maternity Leav every few months...'

'All is not lost but it is currently unavailable.'

'But on the positive side, our slide into oblivion has been a great learning experience.'

'Yes, of course I'm coping without the admin staff.'

Just Another Bully.

"I don't know what's wrong lately. Railing at the fed doesn't make him happy any more."

"Well, I wouldn't exactly say we're pursuing bankruptcy. It's more like bankruptcy is pursuing us."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Save the Arts

"The only time I let my staff show fear is when they're trying to save their jobs."

Bankrupt Businessmen's Lunch. Special Of The Day: Leftovers.

"This position has become very important to the company."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Annual profits,

"Mum, I got the job!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Caged Businessman

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Off Duty.

Tic-tac-toe

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Business Sisyphus

'How long's he been out there?'

Sinking sales

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'